Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Are Russian Hackers Targeting American Voters

Are Russian Hackers
THE ELECTION ITSELF IS JUST 70
DAYS AWAY AND THERE'S SOME. SHOCKING NEWS THAT I THINK COULD
CHANGE EVERYTHING. FOR MORE, LET'S GO TO MY
COLLEAGUE WOLF BLITZER AT THE. "LATE SHOW" NEWS DESK.

WOOLF? >> BREAKING NEWS WE'RE
FOLLOWING. WE'RE LEARNING THAT HACKERS HAVE
BREACHED DATABASES FOR ELECTION. SYSTEMS IN ILLINOIS AND ARIZONA
WITH THE PERSONAL DATA OF AS. MANY AS 200,000 REGISTERED
VOTERS HAS APPARENTLY BEEN.

COMPROMISED. >> Stephen: I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR
ELECTION HAS BEEN HACKED! I MEAN, ELECTION ROLLS ARE
ALWAYS GUARDED BY OUR MOST. TECH-SAVVY VOLUNTEERS! FORTUNATELY, -- THANK YOU FOR
YOUR SERVICE -- FORTUNATELY THE. F.B.I.

KNOWS WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS HAQ. >> U.S. INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS
ARE TELLING NBC NEWS THAT. RUSSIAN HACKERS WERE BEHIND TWO
RECENT ATTEMPTS TO BREACH STATE.

VOTER REGISTRATION SYSTEMS. THE BREACHS ARE FUELING CONCERNS
THAT THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT MAY. BE TRYING TO INTERFERE WITH THE
U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

>> Stephen: FOLKS, WE CANNOT LET
THE RUSSIANS MESS WITH. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS. NEXT WILL BE SOMETHING IMPORTANT
LIKE "THE VOICE." THE ILLINOIS ELECTION BOYS SAY
THEY DON'T EXPECT A HACK TO. AFFECT THE INTEGRITY OF THE
ELECTION.

I'M HERE TO REASSURE AMERICA
THAT EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. PLEASE WELCOME THE CHAIRMAN OF
THE ILLINOIS BOARD OF ELECTIONS. SIR, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
JOINING US. [ APPLAUSE ]
THANK YOU FOR BEING WITH US.

>> HELLO? I AM ILLINOIS CHAIRMAN JOHNNY
COWBOY. >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE, CHAIRMAN COWBOY. NOW, YOUR STATE WAS RECENTLY
HACKED. HOW ARE THINGS GOING OVER THERE? >> OH, EVERYTHING IS
HUNKEY-NORMAL IN LINCOLNLAND.

AMERICA'S ONE-CENT PENNY MAN! >> Stephen: GLAD TO HEAR IT. WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE
COUNTRY? IS IT GOING TO BE OK? >> EVERYTHING IS SAFE, SAFE,
SAFE. NO NEED TO STRENGTHEN SECURITY
MEASURES, LIKE IN THE KEY SWING. STATE OF OHIO OR AS WE LIKE TO
CALL IT HERE IN AMERICA, THE NEW.

UKRAINE. >> Stephen: I DON'T THINK WE
CALL IT THAT. >> IS WHAT IS GOING TO BE ON
VOTING MACHINE. >> Stephen: WELL, YOU'RE THE
EXPERT.

WHAT IF THERE'S ANOTHER HACK
ATTEMPT, THOUGH? WHAT SHOULD THE STATES DO TO
DEFEND THEMSELVES? >> OH, EXCELLENT QUESTION. EXCELLENT QUESTION, WE WILL SEND
THEM NOTIFICATION E-MAIL. CLICK LINK TO UPDATE PASSWORD! AND FOR MEGA VOLUME, MAKE HER
SAY, "WOW, WOW, WOW!" >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THAT
SECURITY MEASURE, SIR. >> GO, MICHAEL JORDAN BASEBALL! GO! >> Stephen: CHAIRMAN JOHNNY
COWBOY, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU, CHAIRMAN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE AND
STAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY..

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